"Okay, lady, where are the dirty books?"

[the_archfiend]

I'm typing this at Sulzer Library right now, and although I tried to find a couple of books to borrow that would appropriately honor Banned Books Week due to their former legal statuses, neither this tome from 1934 or this nasty little volume from 1959 were in circulation. It figures. It's getting so hard to be a proper degenerate these days...