Excising a tumor

The rubber chicken fight approaches?

Blago got the axe by a 59-0 vote in the Illinois Senate, and I'm sure that the World Rubber Chicken Fighting Association will be delivering their invites to both him and that other previously mentioned former governor for the upcoming match. Or not.

Hey, I think it'd be comedy gold. Seriously.

The almighty Hogu awards

...or maybe not, since I once Googled the Hogus and didn't find a whole lot on the ever-enthusiastic recipients .
(Obvious exceptions: the 1982 and 1997 awards)

Let's face it; they're as relevant as the Pigasus awards. Or not.

Cultural Advocacy (one of a series)

To wit:

The creator of Those Annoying Post Brothers deserves your money, if not your first-born, because he kept me suitably distracted from creating web pages once. (Yeah, I know. Not for long enough, right?)

And here's your obligatory beer commercial.

And this is for people who've gone way past the stage of merely drinking beer to get past LiveJournal pages like this one.

And come to this convention on February 19th, damnit!