Wait 'till the fire turns green

[Error: unknown template qotd]What's my favorite rant? The rant I'm writing right now. Right now, some moron is running around wondering if his Tivo recorded his favorite piece of reality TV filth, and is fretting away precious seconds of his life worrying if his local church/peer group/parents will approve of the new girl he thinks he's dating because she smiled at him while serving him the fat-filled deathburger he ordered at a local fast food place where guys constantly "eat" in the back while dealing meth. They're no better than him but they make more money because they don't work at the crappy quickie-mart that he does for 35 cents above minimum wage. His life is a neat, plastic-wrapped sham with no imagination, no future and no class, but he's worried about those dangerous scumbags who rather read books he's scared of and listen to music that would cause him to foul his panys even if the volume was turned down to 5 decibels. People like this MAKE ME SICK, because they....

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What was the original question, again?