Most ridiculous effort to avoid court sanctions, ever

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Orly Taitz.

Now take her and put her somewhere else.

Please.

This will hurt you...in February

It's not really my place to make recommendations of stuff I've never tasted before, but the description of BrewDog Paradox Smokehead from the Reader's 2010 Best of Chicago issue from a few weeks back sorely tempts me to pick up at least one bottle in order to inflict it on myself and anyone else coming to the Pirate Party at Capricon who's as curious - or foolish - as I am.

All your stouts are belong to us, Matey. Yarrrrrrrr.