"Stunned" why?

The verdict on Scummy from the Chicago Tribune, Chicago Sun-Times, MSNBC and even Auntie Beeb. Although the circumstances are completely impossible, it's amusing to think of him possibly sharing a cell with some other political figures such as Tom, George or possibly even Joe "Sunglasses" Qool in the future.  

On the other hand...

In Illinois, we're merely corrupt. We could be reproducing politically-motivated stupidity dumps like this thing from Minnesota that wants to lead the Free World some day.