We're all going to be D3STR0Y3D...by repetitious hyperbole

The USS Fatcrack's equally odious brother David recently got in on the "Obama causes Apocalypse Cooties" sweepstakes on a show hosted by the eternally ghastly Phyllis Schlafly, which means that yet more people will be utterly disappointed when the sky fails to crack open and HR Gigeresque demons don't pour out to devour us en masse if he happens to get re-elected come November.

Seriously, do some of these people go apoplectic every time they realize somebody not fully white has been President for the last three and a half years or something? The question is fully intended to be rhetorical, of course, but hey...