Gov. Jim Doyle signed a bill in February that requires schools that teach sex education to instruct students on how to use contraceptives properly. Supporters said the Healthy Youth Act will reduce teen pregnancies.
But Juneau County District Attorney Scott Southworth has sent a letter to the county's five school districts warning them that requirement promotes sexual assault.
What?If I'm not mistaken, "sexual assault" is shorthand for this thing called rape. How you look at a sex ed course (with parental opt-out provisions, yet) and get this pretzel logic-driven result is beyond me, but let's continue:
He said it's illegal for minors to have sex and teaching the use of contraceptives encourages sexual behavior.
"To encourage children to have sex in any way, shape or form is egregious," Southworth said.
Too bad that's not the stated goal of the program, now, is it?The Wisconsin Department of Health Services released a statement Tuesday disagreeing with Southworth.
"The law provides comprehensive, medically accurate, unbiased, and age-appropriate information, and teaches teens about the potential negative consequences of their choices. The law helps identify abuse and prevent teen pregnancy," said Seth Boffeli, spokesman for the Department of Health Services, in a statement. "Study after study has shown that abstinence-only education does not work. The Healthy Youth Act updates our standards to reflect the health risks teens face today."
Of course, trying to explain such facts to an apparent nutter like Southworth seems a bit...difficult, to say the least:"It's one thing to instruct students about human biology, human physiology and reproduction. It's quite another to cross that line and start teaching students on how to engage in sex for pleasure."
I told you he'd probably miss the point. Clowns like this usually do.
Here's the kicker, though:
He said teachers who know students are having sex and then teach those students the use of contraceptives could be charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
And I'm sure that any aspirations Southworth has towards running for higher office did not figure into his implied threats of prosecution. No, sirree. Not once.