...at least if you're a spittle-flecked state legislator like Virginia's Robert "Sideshow Bob" Marshall. Not having made enough of a name for himself by making the glaringly stupid statement that handicapped children are a punishment for legalized abortion or his equally vapid rant on flying a rainbow flag outside the Federal Reserve Bank in Richmond, he decided to up the wingnut ante by playing a central part in making sure that state prosecutor Tracy Thorne-Begland wouldn't become a judge because he seems to...er...prefer comfortable shoes (a perfectly ridiculous way to state that he suffers from T3H 3V1L GAY!!1!!, but aren't we living in ridiculous times in the first place?). Oh, and he recently doubled down on his opposition to sex that he finds simply icky. What a fun guy.