I've started a new job which shall remain nameless for now (mainly because of doubts concerning what I can actually publicly say about it at this time), so I've been busy. However, believe me when I say that Tim Baffoe's column excoriating a number of complete dopes whose list of solutions to Jay Cutler's groin tear is to either sign the world's most re-re-retired football drama queen or Touchdown Jeebus. And remember, ladies and gentlemen: Twitter is only your friend until you say something really, really stupid to it.