More deep thoughts about Tiger Woods

[the_archfiend]

Yeah, yeah, I know; it's being done to death everywhere. I just thought that I might want to get some more humor out of the situation if I could.

3) No offense, but I've seen the photos of Rachel Uchitel and Jaimee Grubbs and compared them to Elin Woods. No offense - and I'm not going completely out of my way to seem like a sexist douche here - but he could've done better in choosing women of convenience in terms of looks, particularly in comparison to his wife. Beer goggles at work? C*ckhound behavior gone horribly wrong? What?

(For those of you interested in my personal opinion: Grubbs - somewhat passable but obviously augmented. Uchitel - uchimeh.)

4) Remember what I said about how I said this might not even be his twentieth liason? Anybody wishing to bet the over-under with me can contact me via email for the right to win a no-prize at the MIB Pirate Party at Capricon in February. Terms to be discussed later.

5) Anyone else convinced that a really, really bad cable TV movie about this is already being script-doctored for a spring premiere date? Anybody also convinced that there's a particularly good chance it'll be aired by Showtime?

Comments

a god

[dancingbob5.livejournal.com]

So the god has fell down look he is human just like everybody else he make mistake .No they have blown this all out .Who care's if he did what he did life will go on at least my will .We build them up to knock them down it is so funny .They have nothing better to do with there lives but destroy others .God some times I hate the human race and what we become .

[the-archfiend.livejournal.com]

Look at it this way, Bob - the *public relations firm(s)* that Nike hired are what built Tiger up. his own behavior - even if only half of those stories are to be believed - is what did him in.

What particularly irks me about this crap, however, is that it's yet another token of how we pay all this ridiculous, mostly undeserved homage to celebrities merely *because* they're celebrities, revel in their public disintegration when they screw up and let it crowd out both *real* news and even sustained interest in our own damn lives.

In short, the Infotainment industry is a gigantic rectum and we're all covered in its "product" 24-7.